Happy new year from Alabama. I’d say my New Year’s resolution would be to do a better job updating this blog but we all know that won’t happen.
So let’s just have a beer and call it even.
Happy new years motherfuckers.
Oh, television. How I loathe thee and your seemingly endless desire to force us to watch the same batshit retarded nonsense on a daily basis. Every channel you turn to on any given night has a television show centered around one of these themes:
Whether it’s one of the 63 CSI shows, that shitty remake of “Hawaii 5-0” (lol), NCIS… whatever. The premise is always the same: someone died, gotta solve the fucking mystery in 30-60 minutes. Big fucking deal. If you want to see crime, move to Detroit. Hell, living there is probably cheaper than paying for satellite tv anyway. Plus, it’s more realistic.
Yes, food. The shit you buy at a grocery store. “Oh, but Gordon Ramsay made this fucking lobster dish that made people in 6 countries simultaneously shit and orgasm at the same time!” Yeah? Is that so? Well, you’re not fucking Gordon Ramsay.
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It is isn’t it. Sad that is. Sigh. Oh well.